What exactly is in that bag?

Riding home today up a really steep back road I got to wondering about exactly what I had in my handlebar bag. Much of the time, my bike IS my car, and like a car, it tends to accumulate a certain amount of random extraneous stuff.

So when I got home I took everything out of the bag, laid it out, and took a photo.

Here's what I found:

The contents, roughly clockwise from the yellow jacket:

• A light rain/wind cycling jacket
• Thin long sleeve wool shirt from Rivendell
• Wool Ibex cap
• Random receipt
• Bag of mixed greens for dinner
• Plastic bag holding my empty plastic food containers from today's lunch. There's an apple core in there somewhere too
• My handlebar bag itself, which was holding all this stuff
• Inner tube
• Disposable latex gloves for changing flats and other messy repairs on the road. I always seem to ignore that I have these and just get my hands dirty. Don't know why. 
• Package of salami I picked up on the way home from work
• A screen protector for an iPad that I bought today
• Receipt for screen protector
• Stainless coffee mug 
• Old hardware store receipt
• Comment card from a public event last September that I wrote but never turned in
• A pamphlet promoting discounted helmets that was given to me recently
• A small bungee cord
• 2 zip ties
• Plastic bag with tp and a couple of ibuprofen left over from last summer's brevets
• My wallet
• Small toothbrush and nearly empty toothpaste tube. They're mine, but I'm not sure how those got in there...
• Very small "bug" LED light
• Quart of yogurt also picked up at the store
• A fork, from lunch
• Saddle cover, in case of rain
• Mini bike pump
• Energy "blocs". I bought these last summer, never opened the package. I was out yesterday riding around and wishing I had a little something to perk me up, so last night I threw this back in my bag, but I'll probably never consume them. I'm not really into synthetic food.
• Sunglasses
• iPod
• Another latex glove
• Eyeglasses case
• Circle of plastic that I put under coffee mug lid to keep coffee in (and a rubber band to keep the top on, all put in a plastic bag)
• Another plastic bag
• My tool kit (contents include patch kit, allen set, assorted wrenches, tire levers, some nuts and bolts, probably a couple other odd items)
• Cycling gloves
• Pen
• 2 "collision cards" that are intended to be used in case of an accident. I'm a little superstitious about those and I'm not sure I really want to hang on to them, but probably will.

Thats 40 odd items, depending on exactly what you include. This isn't necessarily typical; more frequently I'd have more clothes and less groceries. Like a car, its good to clean up once in a while. I kept all the junk out when I packed the bag back up. Here's the bag packed back up:

So, what have you got in your bag? You might be surprised. I was.

Do tell.